Traits of the 'Y Chromosome'

1. Refuse to take help from the X chromosome...especially if its the better half. God forbid, if the X chromosome does manage to get her way and do the same work, he will make sure that its redone by him (Argghh! So much ego hassle). He thinks only he can do all the work.

2. His mood swings cannot be called by the said name. But if the X chromosome experiences the same, its referred by the same name! (Hypocrisy)

3. If there is a fight, the attitude would be "how dare you say this? I refuse to apologise." or even worse still, "These are my things in here, how dare you slam the door in my face? (it was just the wind, by the way. Poor me!)". If he slammed the door in my face, its because he thinks its his birthright to do so or rather he is angry/upset.

4. "What is there to talk" is the common catchphrase they use when forced to "discuss" issues or have a normal face-to-face chat.

5. If you politely do things for them and after a certain point expect it will be noticed, then forget it. In the worst of their "mood swings", they will question your cause and name it "compromise" and order you (in a loud voice) never to do anything for them again. So never ask to be insulted! Never raise your own volume 'coz its blasphemy. How dare you question the MAN!!

6. If he is eating "stale" food, never question him. He will keep eating it just to prove its not stale.

And there is more...